Her nipples were poking out, screaming for attention. He almost leaned forward to caress them."Do you want me to help you with getting the ring off?" she asked, withdrawing her hand, as if her work was done."Yes, please... Aunt Heather" Dan pleaded."And what should I tell your Uncle when he gets home?"Dan was horrified at this thought. Uncle Roger would most likely ground him, give him a long lecture on the sins of masturbation and most likely inform his father too."Please Aunt Heather... please don't mention this to him. Can't we keep this our secret? Please... "His fear of Uncle Roger and the fact that he'd already shot his load was finally bringing Dan's cock to its normal flaccid state. Heather smiled inwards at his fear. Now he wouldn't dare go to her husband. She was sure Dan was attracted to her, but wanted him to make the first move."Ok, I'll keep this between us." she said sternly as if still considering the alternative. "Let me get the ring off and tend to the bruised. During one such conflict, an ROK (Republic of Korea) Commander whose unit was fighting along with the Marines called legendary Marine General “Chesty” Puller to report a major Chinese attack in his sector.“How many Chinese are attacking you?” asked Puller.“Many, many Chinese!” replied the excited Korean officer.General Puller asked for another count and got the same answer, “Many, many, many Chinese!”“#%$@*^$@#!” swore General Puller; “put my Marine liaison officer on the radio.”In a minute, an American voice came over the air: “yes, sir.”“Lieutenant,” growled Chesty, “exactly how many Chinese you got up there”?“General, we got a whole shit load of Chinese up here”!“Thank God,” exclaimed Puller, “at least there’s someone up there who knows how to count”!Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.“If you do not mind me saying,” stated the second, “that cork looks very.
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